I promised kagiranai
over at hetalia
at this post
that I'd type up a summary of the game. I would post the whole thing in the comments but it was twice the character limit OTL I'm so sorry that I'm late! I had a couple of things which held me up i.e. uni ;w;
The game always involves Yamato from Barjona (blonde) and Noto (brunette with ribbon; who's really a guy crossdressing) from すすめ！きたこー放送部 (Susume! Kitakou Houkoubu) running around stripping various characters and taking pictures of them 8D
It starts with Noto introducing himself and the game as the 5th installment (there's 4 more?? O_O). Then comes Yamato, where they talk about how the game is supposed to be as gratitute for 1000,000,000+ hits at Himaruya-sensei's website, and they go on a little bit about the older games (which characters to aim for, the variety they had and how some can run so well lol etc). However, this time, because they were such close friends, they didn't want to touch the characters from Barjona and Kitakou. Therefore, Noto proposed that they go OVERSEAS (he'll pay for Yamato's ticket and stuff since he's so rich).
AND SO, THEY WENT OVERSEAS!
And ended up at the World W Academy (which is really the academy featured in Himaruya-sensei's other game, Gakuen Hetalia where you play as Seychelles entering the school for the first time)! They both felt awed by the academy and started comparing with their own (including Kitakou school's "wonderful" history teehee) when Spain arrives to tell them that unfortunately there weren't any club activities on that day, much to both their disappointment. Spain recognises them as Japanese and gets all friendly with them (he watches anime XD). Noto then starts talking about how little appearances he's got all year and then tells Yamato to catch Spain. They strip him and take pictures of him in his boxers and all ://D They then move on to remove all his clothes
, but they didn't show it in the CGs ;A;
Noto then moves on in high spirits with intention of finding more victims. Yamato on the other hand wants to do something different while they were overseas. Here, you are given three choices as to what you want to do:1. See the Metropolitan Museum of Art or the Statue of Liberty or the MOMA (Museum of Modern Art)2. Worship/Adore a blond girl's huge breasts3. Go on an AdventureIf you choose 1
Noto says that it's too expensive and so on and just carries on to find people to strip and stuff and ignores Yamato's wishes ;w; In the end they do the exact same things that they did in the previous games even though they're overseas (cute scribbles of sweatdropping Japan). They tell you to look forward to the next game: Noto FINAL.(UNEVENTFUL END)If you choose 2
Noto gets all WTF but Yamato raves on about how big boobs are any guys' dream and since they're overseas, shouldn't they look for a blonde girl? Noto wasn't interested in girls but caves in to Yamato so he goes off to find one. Yamato couldn't really find anyone since it was a holiday but then he came across Seychelles. He then asks her whether she knows any incredibly cute girls around (tactful, yes?) where Seychelles replies, "What about me? >W<" lol Seychelle then suggests Hungary. Yamato asks what sort of beauty she is and Seychelles tells him that she's BLONDE
and BIG BOOBED
, and what's more, she's in the swim team and he just may catch her that day. Yamato thanks her and Seychelles says that he can give her a Toyota car in return XD He and Noto head off to the swimming club's changing room. Yamato knows that they must be at the right place because he says he smells beautiful women XD
They catch a totally unaware Hungary undressing and Yamato drools at her undies and boobs. ;w; Yamato then thinks up of a scenario that MAY happen at this time:
"Swimming club's Hungary was changing for her club activities when a bunch of men barge in on her and started harrassing her for her boobies. (The rest are pretty much near to the beginning of an AV so I won't go there ;w;)"
They then get walked into by the awesome Prussia! He asks what they were doing while they grimaced at the fact that they were caught. Prussia asks whether they were peeping where Yamato denies and tells him that they were "boob surveying" =__='' Noto tells Prussia that yes, they were peeping ;w; While Yamato was getting apologetic, Prussia says that he won't forgive them for peeping because... THAT WAS HIS SPECIAL SPOT!! OTL OTL OTL He declares that Clothes changing Hungary has always been his!!
He challenges them to a quiz duel for the spot ^^;;;
The battle for the boobies (no really, it was called that):If you win
He counts how many you've got right (I'm not too sure of the minimum that you need to win, so just get them all right XD). Prussia admits his defeat as a MAN and lets Yamato watch OTL Noto tells Yamato to just quickly look and go but Yamato suddenly gets quiet and has a better idea 8D
They strip Prussia and start taking pictures of him (he was SO UKE about it too, telling them to stooppppp, they even considered tying him up ;w;). They remove his underwear just in time for Hungary to come out and ask what's going on ;w; Noto tells Hungary that Yamato and Prussia have both been peeping (Prussia wanted to die just then).(PRUSSIA END)If you lose
Prussia gleefully goes off to peep on Hungary ;w; Noto scolds Yamato for not knowing such simple answers and Yamato defends himself saying that those subjects never came out in Barjona's lectures before. Noto wanted to carry on with what they came to W Academy to do (i.e strip people) but Yamato was too tired and wanted to go back to the hotel and sleep.
We then get to a segment with Angel Itachan♥ who reminds you in the most adorable way that you lost the history quiz and asks you whether it's really hard. He then continues saying that the world really has a lot of good things when angry Noto comes along and drags Itachan off to some dodgy dark cave ;w;
Itachan protests saying that he's not a character that you can possess (in more ways than one?). He apologises and says that he surrenders and asks Noto to forgive him, but I think Noto took the word surrender a bit too seriously ;w; He shouts for Germany to come save him (the GermanyxItaly shipper in me went to cloud9) while Noto tells Itachan that he'll have fun teasing him today. )poor Itachan ;w;)(ITALY END)If you choose 3
Yamato says that he wants to go on an adventure, preferably a romantic one. Noto allows Yamato to have the day to go out but he MUST continue finding people to strip the next day. They went sightseeing and the atmosphere gets romantic. Then at night, Yamato wakes up and was thinking about what he did that day. He went to the art musuems, ate pasta and sweets and..
Yamato: "Eh? Why does my my body hurt? What the heck was I really doing"
Noto(I'm assuming it was Noto due to implications): "Iyaaa, you forgot already? >=D"(NOTO END)
P.S. Answering Some FAQs:
- Another version of angel Italy without the background can be found in the files (おまけ). He also made this game as Hungary as the main to aim for but he somehow ended up with Prussia :'D - Noto FINAL is in the works, so who knows who's gonna be stripped next ://D
- I don't think there's a full version of the game as he never made a longer version, meaning this is the full game.
- I think the first 4 games didn't involve Hetalia characters.
- I'm not entirely sure how to get the Japanese in the game to work. My computer already had Japanese language support and I frequently play Japanese BL games so I had no problems with the text (though the options can be a bit mashed together sometimes).
- Most of the CGs posted by kagiranai
at this post
are the total CGs available.
- I don't think there's a Mac version. Japanese games are generally not very Mac friendly and Himaruya-sensei did mention once about his Sealand/Latvia desktop pet that it won't work for Macs so I suppose the same goes for Noto-sama TAT
(Btw, Himaruya-sensei said that he had a lot of fun making this game. Makes me wonder about him, really ;w;)
P.S. Sorry if there's any stupid typos or grammar mistakes OTL Always happens when I type at 6am in the morning. :'D